The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's blow job season.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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