Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
last night I used snow as a chaser
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