i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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