i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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