Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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