So drunk, too bad you don't want this
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
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You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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