I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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