Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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