How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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