THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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