is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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