CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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