just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize