it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Randomize