I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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