Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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