his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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