ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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