theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
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Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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