You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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