I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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