oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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