I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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