No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
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We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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