The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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