Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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