I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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