Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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