Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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