Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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