two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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