I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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