Yo dont text me then not text me
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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