So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I understand Curling. That high.
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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