I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Say something about gay babies.
he thought i was a dude.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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