I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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