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I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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