i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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