Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
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I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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