come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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