Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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