Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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