IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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