I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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Houston, we have a squirter
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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