This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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