Your tits are I can't wait for
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Randomize