He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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