Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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