He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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