i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
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making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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